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Handicapped (0)A blind man and a paralytic man are talking. The blind says: - How's it going? - As you see... - Says the paralytic. |
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Two Words (1)A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he ... |
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Happy Cowboy (0)Q: What do u call a happy cowboy? A: Jolly Rancher |
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The Crib (0)Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the ... |
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Room of Married People (0)Q: Why does a room full of married people look so empty? A: Because there is no single person in it. |
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The Toilet Joke (0)These three men won a contest. The prize was a wish from the wizard. The three men all wanted toilets. The first man wanted a wooden toilet. So he ... |
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Mr. Green Pea (0)Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw Mr. Green Pea over the fence. |
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Tie My Shoe (1)While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was approached by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my ... |
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Unusual Elevator Behavior (1)A man takes the subway everyday to work. He works in the highest level of a highrise office building in downtown. When he arrives he takes the ... |
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Big John (1)A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running ... |
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Dislike Church (0)A couple was having their Sunday morning breakfast when the wife went to get her Sunday church clothes on. When she returned, the husband was still ... |
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The Bus Ride (0)One day a woman got on a bus and sat with her 4 year old daughter. The whole ride she said, "hold on Marge, hold on, you will make it throw Marge, ... |
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Scrambled Eggs (0)A man once heard of a Indian who had the best memory on earth so the man asked the Indian, "what he had for breakfast one year ago the Indian?" The ... |
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Funeral Procession (0)A man was out for a walk and saw a funeral procession. But this one was strange. There was two hirsch... then a man and a dog walking behind them... ... |
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Perfect Summer Day (0)A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. |
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Dying Man (0)A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little ... |
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Chinese Chicken (0)What does a Chinese chicken say? Wok wok wok wok wok! |
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Careful What We Ask For (0)A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries ... |
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Glass Eye (0)A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but ... |
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Jewish Dog to Israel (0)Jewish woman wants to take her dog to Israel, so she goes to the travel agent to find out how. He says, "It's easy. You go to the airline, they give ... |
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Fruit Thieves (0)A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal ... |
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Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars (0)A man and a woman go to the carnival every year. Every time the man says,"Anna can we ride them airplanes that goes up for a couple of minutes then ... |
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Juku and parrot (1)Juku is teaching a parrot to talk. He says: "I can talk." Parrot says: "I can talk." Juku tries again: "I can sing." The parrot says: "I can ... |
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Juku Joke (0),, Mum! Come here! '' ,, Yes, honey, what's up? '' asks mum. ,, Go to shopping. '' tells Juku ,, And what I have to buy from there? '' ,, Buy ... |
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Atoms. (0)Q: Why did the atoms cross the road? A: It was time to split! |
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Killing Joke (0)Killing Joke You'll Never Get to Me Sea of hurt, I feel the waves of pain And now the tide comes in again Caught in a vicious cycle of ... |
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Little Johnny (2)Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first! |
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Breakfast (1)A: Look at your face! I know what you had for breakfast. B: What was it? A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday. |
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Santa s wife (1)What is Santa Claus ' s wife called ? Mary Christmas ! |
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Invisible man . (1)"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!" |
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