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Most famous man (0)One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was ... |
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Turkey problems (0)A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do ... |
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Bush and the Blackboard (0)George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard. Then Bush asked ... |
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Red Lights (0)Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The ... |
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The Dog's Duties (0)A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the ... |
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The Devil And The Golfer (0)A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this ... |
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Sheep (0)Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud. |
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Sam (0)Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. |
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