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Helping Rapuntsel (2)Prince goes under Rapuntsel's window and says: "Rapuntsel, Rapuntsel, throw your hair under!" Inside the castle says a voice: "Rapuntsel can not ... |
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WordPerfect Customer Support (1)Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee: "Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having ... |
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Good wife. (0)Charles was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife," Hurry up or we'll be late." "Oh, be quiet," replied his wife. "Haven't I been telling ... |
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The Rescue (0)One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys ... |
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Real friendship (0)Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but also they walked around ith ... |
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Army training (0)At one army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been cancelled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was ... |
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Post Scriptum (0)When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on ... |
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True Love ? (0)The millionaire, examining a prospective son-in-law, demanded: "Would you love my daughter just as much if she were poor?" "Yes, of course, ... |
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Good beer (0)A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on ... |
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Who is God ? (0)A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is ... |
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The Irishman's Wish (0)An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I ... |
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Surprise Package (0)A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?" ... |
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The Burned Ears (0)A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, ... |
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Gettin' Drunk (0)One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look ... |
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Chillin' Biddies (0)One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the ... |
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The Little Girl and the Wrinkles (0)A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. ... |
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The Engineer and the Bike (0)Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I ... |
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Trade Talks (0)One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped ... |
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A Natural Blind (0)A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, ... |
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Scared sleeping (0)Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, ... |
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Ugly person illness (0)A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed ... |
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Emotional extremes (0)The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the ... |
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I often feel guilty (0)Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she ... |
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Loud, mad, or sad (0)The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, ... |
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Low self-esteem (0)A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his ... |
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Trouble sleeping (0)The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, ... |
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Finish the start (0)My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a ... |
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Solving a problem (0)A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then ... |
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Promoting an office (0)A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner ... |
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Bragging about old times (0)Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms ... |
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