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The Little Girl and the Wrinkles (0)A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. ... |
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Real friendship (0)Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but also they walked around ith ... |
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Army training (0)At one army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been cancelled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was ... |
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Post Scriptum (0)When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on ... |
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True Love ? (0)The millionaire, examining a prospective son-in-law, demanded: "Would you love my daughter just as much if she were poor?" "Yes, of course, ... |
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Good beer (0)A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on ... |
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Who is God ? (0)A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is ... |
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The Irishman's Wish (0)An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I ... |
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Surprise Package (0)A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?" ... |
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The Burned Ears (0)A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, ... |
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Gettin' Drunk (0)One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look ... |
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Chillin' Biddies (0)One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the ... |
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The Engineer and the Bike (0)Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I ... |
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Trade Talks (0)One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped ... |
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A Natural Blind (0)A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, ... |
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A man has six children... (0)A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of ... |
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Ten O´Clock (0)In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are? In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is? In ... |
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Mmm...Smells Good (0)What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!! |
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Problem (0)Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? |
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Question-answer (0)What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. |
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Yo mamma (0)Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it". |
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Lawyer (0)How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. |
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The curse (0)An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you ... |
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Running shoes (0)Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and ... |
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The perfect mate (0)At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light ... |
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Hearing problem (0)An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set ... |
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Step Back, I Know First-Aid (0)When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the ... |
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Good Relationship (0)"Mary," asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?" "Another woman with MY husband?" Mary ... |
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100 Years Old (0)A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied. "I've ... |
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Late For Work (0)Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't ... |
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