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New Women's Study (0)There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their ass has grown too big since ... |
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NY Times Ad (0)Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best ... |
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Needs (0)Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want ... |
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Husband's Great Gift (0)A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin ... |
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Two Cannibals (0)Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a ... |
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Nothing Works (0)I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible. I ignored my ... |
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College Degrees (0)A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My ... |
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Men Should Listen (0)A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and ... |
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Great Job (0)A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays ... |
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Not So Dumb (0)Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of ... |
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Nearly Fatal Clock (0)A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." Her husband mumbled, ... |
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The Diaper (0)One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his ... |
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Her Age (0)Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror ... |
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Cheap Drinks (0)A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender charges him 15 cents. Confused but not complaining, the man pays. After a while, he ... |
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Late For Work (0)Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't ... |
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100 Years Old (0)A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied. "I've ... |
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Good Relationship (0)"Mary," asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?" "Another woman with MY husband?" Mary ... |
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Step Back, I Know First-Aid (0)When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the ... |
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Hearing problem (0)An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set ... |
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The perfect mate (0)At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light ... |
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Running shoes (0)Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and ... |
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The curse (0)An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you ... |
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Lawyer (0)How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. |
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Yo mamma (0)Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it". |
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Question-answer (0)What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. |
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Problem (0)Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? |
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Mmm...Smells Good (0)What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!! |
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Ten O´Clock (0)In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are? In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is? In ... |
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A man has six children... (0)A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of ... |
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Two texans (0)Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the ... |
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