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Need a new lawyer (0)Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2. When the prosecutors ... |
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To make sure (0)A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this ... |
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Some advice (0)A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the ... |
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Satan and lawyers (0)An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So ... |
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Puzzled lawyer (0)A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real ... |
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Where do you think lawyers come from? (0)A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such ... |
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Artificial limb (0)A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few ... |
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Brief vacations (0)For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the ... |
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A kilometre. (0)Teacher : Peter how do you define a kilometre ? Peter: It's easy sir even an infant could tell it. Teacher : Then tell me. Peter : Sir a kilometre ... |
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Kill the lawyer (0)whats the difference between a run over dog and a run over lawyer? the dog has skid marks before it |
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My Daddy Is A LawyerWhile two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. (0)While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. "My name is Joshua. ... |
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Night At The Barn (0)A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer ... |
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Popes And Lawyers (0)Popes And Lawyers Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you your rooms.' So ... |
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To get to Heaven (0)Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one ... |
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Cheating male (0)A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie." "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out ... |
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Foot doctor (0)A drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!" So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. The customer was so drunk, he misreads ... |
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Leaving Early (0)Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they noticed that the boss would leave work early. One day, the women ... |
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3 types of people (0)There are 3 basic types of people in the world: 1. Those who can count. 2. Those who can't. |
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Everything men know about women (0)The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General: Everything Men Know About ... |
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On the bus (0)There was a man on the bus and he was sitting down when a fat lady said 'if u were a gentleman you would stand up and let someone else sit down'and ... |
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Just Like Dad (0)The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from ... |
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Male Bashing (0)Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote ... |
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Looking Good (0)While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same ... |
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Majorly Busted (0)Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he ... |
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Teacher and Matt (0)Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he ... |
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UnLucky with Women (0)A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the ... |
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Dumb wives (0)Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. ... |
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New Relationship Book (0)"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" - Unknown |
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New Women's Study (0)There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their ass has grown too big since ... |
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NY Times Ad (0)Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best ... |
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