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Great Job (0)A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays ... |
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Men Should Listen (0)A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and ... |
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College Degrees (0)A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My ... |
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Nothing Works (0)I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible. I ignored my ... |
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Two Cannibals (0)Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a ... |
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Husband's Great Gift (0)A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin ... |
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Needs (0)Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want ... |
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NY Times Ad (0)Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best ... |
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New Women's Study (0)There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their ass has grown too big since ... |
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New Relationship Book (0)"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" - Unknown |
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Dumb wives (0)Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. ... |
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UnLucky with Women (0)A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the ... |
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Teacher and Matt (0)Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he ... |
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Majorly Busted (0)Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he ... |
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Looking Good (0)While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same ... |
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Male Bashing (0)Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote ... |
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Just Like Dad (0)The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from ... |
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On the bus (0)There was a man on the bus and he was sitting down when a fat lady said 'if u were a gentleman you would stand up and let someone else sit down'and ... |
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Everything men know about women (0)The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General: Everything Men Know About ... |
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3 types of people (0)There are 3 basic types of people in the world: 1. Those who can count. 2. Those who can't. |
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Leaving Early (0)Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they noticed that the boss would leave work early. One day, the women ... |
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Foot doctor (0)A drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!" So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. The customer was so drunk, he misreads ... |
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Cheating male (0)A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie." "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out ... |
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To get to Heaven (0)Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one ... |
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Popes And Lawyers (0)Popes And Lawyers Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you your rooms.' So ... |
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Night At The Barn (0)A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer ... |
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My Daddy Is A LawyerWhile two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. (0)While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. "My name is Joshua. ... |
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Kill the lawyer (0)whats the difference between a run over dog and a run over lawyer? the dog has skid marks before it |
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A kilometre. (0)Teacher : Peter how do you define a kilometre ? Peter: It's easy sir even an infant could tell it. Teacher : Then tell me. Peter : Sir a kilometre ... |
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Brief vacations (0)For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the ... |
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