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Promoting an office (0)A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner ... |
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Bragging about old times (0)Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms ... |
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Two drunk guys (0)Two Drunk guys walk into a bar...you'd think they'd see it coming. |
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Making a point (0)A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, ... |
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Testing times (0)A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his ... |
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The young businessman (0)A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come ... |
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At the job interview (0)One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his ... |
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No Need To Pay (0)The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, 'What'll you have?' The guy answers, 'A scotch, please.' The bartender hands him the drink, and ... |
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DNA Tests (0)Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that ... |
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Caught in the act (0)This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed ... |
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Two Inches (0)Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey! ... |
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Just watching TV (0)Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll ... |
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Expecting a fight? (0)Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay ... |
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Two texans (0)Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the ... |
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A man has six children... (0)A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of ... |
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Ten O´Clock (0)In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are? In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is? In ... |
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Mmm...Smells Good (0)What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!! |
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Problem (0)Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? |
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Question-answer (0)What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. |
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Yo mamma (0)Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it". |
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Lawyer (0)How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. |
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The curse (0)An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you ... |
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Running shoes (0)Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and ... |
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The perfect mate (0)At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light ... |
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Hearing problem (0)An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set ... |
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Step Back, I Know First-Aid (0)When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the ... |
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Good Relationship (0)"Mary," asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?" "Another woman with MY husband?" Mary ... |
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100 Years Old (0)A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied. "I've ... |
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Late For Work (0)Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't ... |
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Cheap Drinks (0)A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender charges him 15 cents. Confused but not complaining, the man pays. After a while, he ... |
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