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The Surprised Drunk (0)A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the ... |
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Three Old Men (0)Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply. The ... |
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Punsihment (0)A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he ... |
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Not Talking to Each Other (0)A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and ... |
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Plus sign (0)Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they ... |
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What Happened to the Woman (0)A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was ... |
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The first man (0)A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was ... |
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At any drugstore (0)Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and ... |
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? (0)How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue |
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Medication For Life (0)A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the ... |
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Cross examination (0)A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the ... |
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Two in one grave (0)A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little ... |
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Catch a thief (0)The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true. But these days there's a 3rd thief involved pleading the case -- the ... |
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Wife And Husband Visit Doctor (0)A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the ... |
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Moving To A New Office (0)The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton ... |
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Ears Put Back On (0)A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The ... |
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Hole In The Fence (0)A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite ... |
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Not a penny to charity (0)A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge ... |
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Two tigers (0)The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue ... |
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Prostitute (0)Q: What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute? A: The Prostitute will stop screwing you after your dead. |
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The Lawyer (0)A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very ... |
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Engineering in Hell (0)An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, ... |
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Catfish and Lawyers (0)What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish. |
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Beautiful? (0)There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he ... |
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Chosen for jury duty..... (0)A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On ... |
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So materialistic (0)One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen ... |
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Learning a lesson (0)A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home ... |
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Merry Christmas law (0)Merry Christmas in Legal Terms Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially ... |
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Advice from lawyers (0)George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind ... |
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Knowing the facts (0)The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom. At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through ... |
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