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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? (0)How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue |
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Medication For Life (0)A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the ... |
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Cross examination (0)A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the ... |
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Two in one grave (0)A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little ... |
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Catch a thief (0)The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true. But these days there's a 3rd thief involved pleading the case -- the ... |
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Wife And Husband Visit Doctor (0)A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the ... |
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Moving To A New Office (0)The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton ... |
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Ears Put Back On (0)A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The ... |
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Hole In The Fence (0)A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite ... |
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Not a penny to charity (0)A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge ... |
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Two tigers (0)The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue ... |
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Prostitute (0)Q: What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute? A: The Prostitute will stop screwing you after your dead. |
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The Lawyer (0)A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very ... |
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Engineering in Hell (0)An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, ... |
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Catfish and Lawyers (0)What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish. |
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Beautiful? (0)There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he ... |
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Chosen for jury duty..... (0)A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On ... |
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So materialistic (0)One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen ... |
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Learning a lesson (0)A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home ... |
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Merry Christmas law (0)Merry Christmas in Legal Terms Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially ... |
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Advice from lawyers (0)George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind ... |
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Knowing the facts (0)The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom. At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through ... |
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Need a new lawyer (0)Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2. When the prosecutors ... |
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To make sure (0)A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this ... |
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Some advice (0)A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the ... |
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Satan and lawyers (0)An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So ... |
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Puzzled lawyer (0)A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real ... |
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Where do you think lawyers come from? (0)A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such ... |
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Artificial limb (0)A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few ... |
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Brief vacations (0)For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the ... |
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