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A frog calls a psychic (0)A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The ... |
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A good chess player (0)A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly ... |
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Three-Legged Race (0)One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running ... |
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Pig in a bar (0)A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the ... |
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A cat goes to heaven (0)A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you ... |
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Animal sounds (0)A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When ... |
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Two Rabbits (0)There were these two rabbits, Barry and Fred. They were being tested in a laboratory and after a few losses of hair and half of their teeth missing ... |
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