There were these two rabbits, Barry and Fred. They were being tested in a laboratory and after a few losses of hair and half of their teeth missing ...
Animal sounds (0)
A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When ...
A cat goes to heaven (0)
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you ...
Pig in a bar (0)
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the ...
Three-Legged Race (0)
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running ...
A good chess player (0)
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly ...
A frog calls a psychic (0)
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The ...