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I want to buy a golf ball (0)A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," ... |
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Is he a good dentist? (0)A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he ... |
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This is my first golf lesson (0)The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' ... |
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Someone died playing golf (0)Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going ... |
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Digger Phelps quotes (0)Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom From the NCAA Tournament: "Basketball is a game of two halves." "We have to remember that whoever scores the ... |
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Quotes of Yogi Berra (0)Yogi Berra Quotes "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is ... |
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An extremely loyal fan (0)There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to ... |
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Heaven playing sports (0)St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from ... |
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She's new to football (0)A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why ... |
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He is new to baseball (0)Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to ... |
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