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Money or Health? (0)My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was ... |
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Luck (1)Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell ... |
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Tomatoes. (0)Two tomatoes cross the road. "Lets go to restourant?" "ok!"plähh. "Come on ketšup!"plähh. |
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Same old stuff (0)A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been ... |
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Why? (0)"Why rabbit is running over the road?" "Because you can't get under the road!" |
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Morning. (0)"Mother I'm not feeling good." "Where your feeling not good?" "At School" |
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Is he dead? (0)A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back ... |
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