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Scream (1)Why blond screamed on friday? Beacause someone hit him on monday. |
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Blondes (0)Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door. |
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Blonde joke (0)A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ... |
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Mirror (0)Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like ... |
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Dead bird (0)A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" |
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Disney Land (0)There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," ... |
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Competition (0)A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in ... |
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Space adventure (0)There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". ... |
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Visiting doctor (0)A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, ... |
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Bet (0)A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde ... |
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River (0)A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I ... |
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Blonde Inventions (0)1. The water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary ... |
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Delta Airlines (0)A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a ... |
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Afterlife (0)To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th ... |
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Blonde joke (0)Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth! |
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One Blonde To Another (0)A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, ... |
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In Front of a Pop Machine (0)A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine... "You're a dumb-looking ... |
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Locked car (0)A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices ... |
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Is its true (0)A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put ... |
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Time (0)"Its time to go scool!" says mother. "Tic-tac" answers blond. |
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