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Blond listens to radio (0)Two blondes listen to the radio. The radio says: "You are listening radio2!" One blonde askes: "How they know, that we listen to radio2?" |
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Another quick riddle (0)A blond and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building. It takes the blonde 3 minutes longer to hit the ground than it does or the brunette. ... |
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The blonde, the brunette, the redhead (0)A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks: Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender: "What is a ... |
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A blonde goes to the shop (0)One day a blonde girl went to the shop. she was 15 years old. When she went in she said to the manager "whats bread, jam, rolls and buns and where ... |
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Chased by farmer (0)A blonde, brunette and a red head were all getting chased by a farmer, so the brunette hid in the dog house, the red head hid in the cat house, and ... |
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Confused (0)How do you confuse a blonde girl? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner! |
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157 sheeps (5)A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she ... |
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What Time Is It? (0)A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the ... |
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What Are you doing? (0)A blonde comes home one day to find her husband kissing another woman. "Billy, what are you doing?!" she cries. Billy looks at his lover ... |
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Return The Dog (0)Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory ... |
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Blondes change a lightbulb (0)Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light ... |
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Scream (1)Why blond screamed on friday? Beacause someone hit him on monday. |
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Don't give a blonde gun (0)A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed ... |
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Blond car crash (0)As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I Looked ... |
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Time (0)"Its time to go scool!" says mother. "Tic-tac" answers blond. |
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Is its true (0)A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put ... |
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Locked car (0)A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices ... |
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In Front of a Pop Machine (0)A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine... "You're a dumb-looking ... |
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The blonde and the lawyer (0)A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes ... |
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An overweight blonde (0)An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, ... |
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Any last requests (0)Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the ... |
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Special blonde diet (0)A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this ... |
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Tale of the 'not entirely' unexpected (0)There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the ... |
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Blonde passenger (0)Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. |
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Coffee breaks (0)Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. |
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At the pearly gates (0)A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to ... |
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The blonde telegram (0)Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to ... |
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The jugsaw puzzle (0)A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I ... |
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Three dumb blondes (0)There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them ... |
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Shoes (0)One day this blonde walks into the shoe star in Austraila and asks the clerk "Where are your alligator shoes" The clerk says "Sorry, we dont carry ... |
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