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Brain size (0)Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. |
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How do you confuse a blonde? (0)Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. |
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Seven days a week (0)Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. |
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French fries (0)It's with great sadness that I tell you my blonde girlfriend burned her nose last night....she was bobbing for french fries... |
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Gross ingnorance (0)Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. |
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Monday morning (0)Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night. |
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Raking leaves (0)Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. |
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One-armed blonde (0)Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. |
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Shoulder pads (0)Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno! |
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Yeti (0)Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti? A: Yeti has been spotted. |
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M&M factory (0)Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. |
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Pin (0)Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. |
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PMS (0)Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. |
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Mercedes (0)Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes? A: You don't lend the Merc out to your friend. |
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Bowling ball (0)Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter. |
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Medicine cabinet (0)Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills. |
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How many blondes does it take to play tag? (0)Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. |
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Dumb blonde jokes (0)Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. |
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Blonde twins (0)Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb. |
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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? (0)Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements." |
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Rehab center (0)Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics. |
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Foreplay (0)Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: 30 mins of begging. |
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Ironing board (0)Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board. |
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Air mattress (0)Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress. |
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Hand grenade (0)Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back. |
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Milk (0)Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her. |
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Skeleton (0)Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion. |
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Coat hanger (0)Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
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Postcard (0)Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I? |
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How do you keep a blonde in suspense? (0)Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello" |
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