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Alligator shoes and blonde (0)A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to ... |
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Blonde and her license (0)A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get ... |
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Banana peel on the floor (0)Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again! |
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Not very smart......not at all (0)A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. ... |
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Learn to speak 'blonde" (0)A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant ... |
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Almost got caught (0)Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss ... |
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Blondes and money....... (0)A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I ... |
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It's all about luck....... (0)Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the ... |
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100 stairs (0)To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th ... |
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When a blonde thinks (0)A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't ... |
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Burnt Ears (0)A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What ... |
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Who would land first (0)If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first? The brunette ,the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. |
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Blonde laugh on Friday (0)How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday. |
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Blonde watching the news (0)A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge. the blonde says to the brunette i bet you ... |
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A blonde and a brunette (0)A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell ... |
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There was three blondes.......... (0)There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole ... |
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A blonde decided to....... (0)A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend blonde friend ... |
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I Think... (0)In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear. A Brunette walks into the bathroom. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF ... |
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Mercadies Blondes (0)There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door ... |
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One eyed blonde (0)Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!'' The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?'' |
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Two Blondes (0)Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:' 'Will ... |
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My mother died (0)One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing. Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what ... |
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A blind guy's mistake (0)A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed ... |
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Which one is the cutest (0)there is a blonde, a brunette and a red head in a grade three class room... Which one is the cutest? ......the blonde because shes eighteen |
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One Blonde To Another (0)A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, ... |
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Blonde joke (0)Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth! |
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The other side (0)A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I ... |
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Puerto Rican (0)Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo. |
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Suicide (0)Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. |
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Brain size (0)Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. |
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