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McDonald (0)Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night. |
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Alzheimer (0)Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers? A: Her IQ goes up. |
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Why are there no dumb brunettes? (0)Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. |
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Blonde man (0)Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse a Blonde Man? A: Ask him to alphabetise a King-size bag of M&Ms. |
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Ditch (0)Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. |
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Shoot a blonde (0)Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it. |
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Space invader (0)Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head? A: A Space Invader. |
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Supermarket trolley (0)Q: What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. |
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Good cook (0)Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece. |
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Blonde between two brunettes (0)Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. |
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Lightbulb (0)Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy' |
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Blonde thoughts (0)Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. |
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Accidents at home (0)Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home? A: She moved. |
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Blonde parade (0)Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty? A: A blonde parade. |
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Jobe centre (0)Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre? A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps. |
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Pizza (0)Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. A: "Oh, only Six I think - I'd never manage to eat all 12 ... |
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Smart blonde (0)Q: What do you call a Smart blonde? A: A Golden Retriever. |
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Perri-Air (0)Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-Air. |
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God (0)Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. |
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Beer (0)Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: Both are completely empty from the neck up. |
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Chain-link fence (0)Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. |
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Why are blondes hurt by people's words? (0)Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. |
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How do you drive a blonde Insane? (0)Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer. |
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Braincells (0)Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. |
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How do you know a blonde has robbed your house? (0)Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house? A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the ... |
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Suspense (0)Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) |
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Shower (0)Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat". |
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University Campus (0)Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor. |
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Rooster (0)Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, ... |
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Secretary (0)Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have? A: The one that never misses a period. |
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