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Blonde Inventions (0)1. The water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary ... |
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Delta Airlines (0)A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a ... |
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Afterlife (0)To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th ... |
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Police car (0)Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche. |
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Star Trek (0)Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.......... |
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Bus 66 (0)Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead. |
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Elevator (0)Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route. |
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Blonde's eyes (0)Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear. |
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blond Bear (0)Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck. |
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Farm (0)Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O. |
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Intelligence (0)Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear. |
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Poodle (0)It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle. She tried putting batteries in it. |
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How to amuse a Blonde (0)To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides. |
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UFO (0)Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. |
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Pool (0)Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes. |
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Branch Manager (0)Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree? A: The Branch Manager. |
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M&M (0)Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proof-reading. |
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Chocolate chip cookies (0)Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. |
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Ice-Cubes (0)Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe. |
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Banana (0)NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones. |
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Brunette (0)Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes. |
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Husband (0)It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died. |
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Why do blondes love lighting? (0)Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo. |
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EuroDisney (0)Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney? A: She saw a sign saying: "EuroDisney Left" so she went home. |
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Education (0)Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, 'Hooked On Phonics'... |
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Zebra (0)Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra? A: Spot. |
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Dont Walk (0)Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK". |
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What does a blonde Owl say? (0)Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what? |
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What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes? (0)Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head. |
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NC-17 (0)Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends. |
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