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Blonde swimmer (0)A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and ... |
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Blonde getting a haircut (0)A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could ... |
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Broken finder (0)A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm ... |
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Smart blonde (0)The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," ... |
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The blonde and the sports car (0)A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she ... |
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Two blondes and a brunette (0)There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish ... |
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Blonde Cop (0)A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked ... |
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Two blonds going to California.... (0)There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we ... |
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Cop and the blonde (0)A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get ... |
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Blonde and Hairdresser (0)A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get ... |
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Blonde and Brunette (0)A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ... |
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Blond and the patrolman (0)A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find ... |
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Painting blonde (0)One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house ... |
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Beer (0)Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. |
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Ankles (0)Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. |
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Helicopter Lessons (0)A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the ... |
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Nude Painting (0)Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the ... |
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Blondy Jokes (0)There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th ... |
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The Heist (0)There are three people: a blonde named Stacy, a red-head named Mary, and a guy named Jack. One day Mary says "I think we should rob a bank." And ... |
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Blonde Phone Call (0)A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the ... |
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Blondes and beer bottles (0)Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. Their both empty from the neck up |
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Gas money (0)Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? A. She sold her car for it... |
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Concentrate (0)Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A. Cause it said concentrate. |
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Smart blondes vs UFO's (0)Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? A. You always hear about them but never see them. |
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Her hair brunette (0)Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A. Artificial intelligence. |
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Blonde paint (0)Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. |
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Hardware (0)Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10? a screw! |
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Highway trouble (0)A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so ... |
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Blonde kidnaps a kid (0)A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a ... |
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A field one day (0)A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, ... |
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