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Disney Land (0)There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," ... |
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Blondes (0)Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door. |
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The blonde and the lawyer (0)A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes ... |
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Space adventure (0)There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". ... |
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Three dumb blondes (0)There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them ... |
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The jugsaw puzzle (0)A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I ... |
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An overweight blonde (0)An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, ... |
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Mirror (0)Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like ... |
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Competition (0)A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in ... |
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Shoes (0)One day this blonde walks into the shoe star in Austraila and asks the clerk "Where are your alligator shoes" The clerk says "Sorry, we dont carry ... |
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Blonde passenger (0)Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. |
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The blonde telegram (0)Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to ... |
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Tale of the 'not entirely' unexpected (0)There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the ... |
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Any last requests (0)Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the ... |
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Blondes change a lightbulb (0)Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light ... |
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Bet (0)A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde ... |
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Visiting doctor (0)A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, ... |
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Delta Airlines (0)A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a ... |
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At the pearly gates (0)A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to ... |
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Coffee breaks (0)Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. |
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Blonde swimmer (0)A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and ... |
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Blonde Inventions (0)1. The water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary ... |
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Special blonde diet (0)A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this ... |
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River (0)A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I ... |
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In Front of a Pop Machine (0)A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine... "You're a dumb-looking ... |
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Locked car (0)A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices ... |
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Police car (0)Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche. |
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Afterlife (0)To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th ... |
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Two blondes and a brunette (0)There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish ... |
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Blonde getting a haircut (0)A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could ... |
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