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Scream (1)Why blond screamed on friday? Beacause someone hit him on monday. |
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What Time Is It? (0)A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the ... |
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157 sheeps (2)A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she ... |
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A blonde goes to the shop (0)One day a blonde girl went to the shop. she was 15 years old. When she went in she said to the manager "whats bread, jam, rolls and buns and where ... |
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Don't give a blonde gun (0)A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed ... |
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Batman! (0)A: "Hey! There comes the fat man........Hi Batman!" Batman: "yo." |
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Flying Blonde (1)The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight ... |
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Men and blondes (0)Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. |
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Stranded on an island (0)One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he ... |
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Reload. (0)A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his ... |
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Forest! (0)"Look there's the forest!" "Where, trees are blocking my way!?" |
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Blonde and brunette. (0)A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ... |
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Police. (0)A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get ... |
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Dead bird. (0)A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" |
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Disney Land. (0)There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," ... |
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In an elevator. (0)There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got ... |
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Burgerking. (0)A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way ... |
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Hair. (0)Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. |
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Scarf. (0)A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find ... |
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Blondes (0)Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door. |
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Blonde joke (0)A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ... |
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Mirror (0)Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like ... |
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Dead bird (0)A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" |
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Disney Land (0)There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," ... |
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Competition (0)A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in ... |
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Space adventure (0)There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". ... |
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Visiting doctor (0)A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, ... |
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Bet (0)A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde ... |
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River (0)A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I ... |
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Blonde Inventions (0)1. The water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary ... |
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