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The blonde and the lawyer (0)A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes ... |
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An overweight blonde (0)An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, ... |
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Any last requests (0)Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the ... |
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Special blonde diet (0)A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this ... |
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Tale of the 'not entirely' unexpected (0)There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the ... |
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Blonde passenger (0)Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. |
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Coffee breaks (0)Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. |
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At the pearly gates (0)A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to ... |
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The blonde telegram (0)Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to ... |
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The jugsaw puzzle (0)A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I ... |
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Three dumb blondes (0)There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them ... |
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Shoes (0)One day this blonde walks into the shoe star in Austraila and asks the clerk "Where are your alligator shoes" The clerk says "Sorry, we dont carry ... |
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Blonde swimmer (0)A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and ... |
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Blonde getting a haircut (0)A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could ... |
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Broken finder (0)A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm ... |
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Smart blonde (0)The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," ... |
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The blonde and the sports car (0)A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she ... |
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Two blondes and a brunette (0)There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish ... |
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Blonde Cop (0)A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked ... |
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Two blonds going to California.... (0)There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we ... |
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Cop and the blonde (0)A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get ... |
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Blonde and Hairdresser (0)A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get ... |
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Blonde and Brunette (0)A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ... |
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Blond and the patrolman (0)A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find ... |
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Painting blonde (0)One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house ... |
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Beer (0)Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. |
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Ankles (0)Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. |
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Helicopter Lessons (0)A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the ... |
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Nude Painting (0)Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the ... |
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Blondy Jokes (0)There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th ... |
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