A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find ...
Hair. (0)
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Burgerking. (0)
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way ...
In an elevator. (0)
There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got ...
Disney Land. (0)
There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," ...
Dead bird. (0)
A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
Police. (0)
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get ...
Blonde and brunette. (0)
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ...