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157 sheeps (5)A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she ... |
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Blond car crash (0)As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I Looked ... |
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The blonde, the brunette, the redhead (0)A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks: Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender: "What is a ... |
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A blonde goes to the shop (0)One day a blonde girl went to the shop. she was 15 years old. When she went in she said to the manager "whats bread, jam, rolls and buns and where ... |
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Another quick riddle (0)A blond and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building. It takes the blonde 3 minutes longer to hit the ground than it does or the brunette. ... |
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Don't give a blonde gun (0)A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed ... |
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Scream (1)Why blond screamed on friday? Beacause someone hit him on monday. |
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Chased by farmer (0)A blonde, brunette and a red head were all getting chased by a farmer, so the brunette hid in the dog house, the red head hid in the cat house, and ... |
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Confused (0)How do you confuse a blonde girl? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner! |
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What Time Is It? (0)A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the ... |
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Time (0)"Its time to go scool!" says mother. "Tic-tac" answers blond. |
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Blondy Jokes (0)There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th ... |
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Flying Blonde (1)The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight ... |
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Men and blondes (0)Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. |
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Batman! (0)A: "Hey! There comes the fat man........Hi Batman!" Batman: "yo." |
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Stranded on an island (0)One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he ... |
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Reload. (0)A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his ... |
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Police. (0)A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get ... |
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Forest! (0)"Look there's the forest!" "Where, trees are blocking my way!?" |
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In an elevator. (0)There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got ... |
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Blonde and brunette. (0)A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ... |
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Dead bird. (0)A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" |
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Hair. (0)Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. |
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Burgerking. (0)A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way ... |
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Disney Land. (0)There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," ... |
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Blonde joke (0)A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop ... |
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Scarf. (0)A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find ... |
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Is its true (0)A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put ... |
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Dead bird (0)A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" |
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Blond listens to radio (0)Two blondes listen to the radio. The radio says: "You are listening radio2!" One blonde askes: "How they know, that we listen to radio2?" |
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