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The man without woman is nothing! (0)An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the ... |
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Good joke. (0)There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away! |
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Restaurant. (0)A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and ... |
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Pessimist and optimist. (0)What's the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. |
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Tickets. (0)Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all ... |
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Potatoes. (0)A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said "In Texas ... |
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Smiles. (0)What is the longest word in the English language? "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! |
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