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Potatoes. (0)A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said "In Texas ... |
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Pessimist and optimist. (0)What's the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. |
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The man without woman is nothing! (0)An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the ... |
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Good joke. (0)There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away! |
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Smiles. (0)What is the longest word in the English language? "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! |
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Restaurant. (0)A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and ... |
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Job Interview (0)A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, ... |
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Air Force One crash lands (0)Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got ... |
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Presidential timepieces (0)A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called the "George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no ... |
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Circumsize a redneck (2)Q: How do you circumsize a redneck? A: You kick his sister in the jaw. |
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