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2 piccolos (0)Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one. |
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How many drummers? (0)Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed ... |
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Spaghetti (0)A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she ... |
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1st President!! (0)The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart ... |
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Lexus Is Smart (0)A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back,complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam," said the ... |
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Ancient Republican Proverb (0)Teach a man to light a fire and he will be warm forever. But throw him into the fire and he will never again complain about being cold. |
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Records, meant to be broken (0)His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished ... |
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Watch ur Language! (0)Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ... |
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7 years (1)A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring ... |
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Invisible man . (1)"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!" |
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