Military police (0)

Bob is hunted down by the military police and is charged with treason.
Bob says: "Hey man I was just watering the flowers man. I was just enjoying the view. I don't know what you're talking about!"
MP: "I hear you, no need to yell, let's not get upset, we can all get by here, we can all be friends, shoot him, Gomez."
Gomez shoots Bob in the face.
MP: "You see Gomez, I mess with their minds!"
Gomez: "You don't say."