Ears Put Back On (0)

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic
surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of
a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while,
and said: " Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out,
he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon,
and yells:

"You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference
whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't
understand a thing!"