Best jokes

	Scream (1) Why blond screamed on friday? Beacause someone hit him on monday.			Presidential timepieces (0) A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called the "George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no ...
	Good joke. (0) There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!			The Rescue (0) One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys ...
	Real friendship (0) Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but also they walked around ith ...			Gettin' Drunk (0) One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look ...

	157 sheeps (2) A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she ...			7 years (1) A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring ...
	Blond car crash (0) As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I Looked ...			She was really good (0) Attorney: How did you happen to go to Dr. Cheney? Witness: Well a gal down the road had several of her children by Dr. Cheney, and she said he was ...
	Don't give a blonde gun (0) A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed ...			Scream (1) Why blond screamed on friday? Beacause someone hit him on monday.

	The Little Girl and the Wrinkles (0) A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. ...			Scream (1) Why blond screamed on friday? Beacause someone hit him on monday.
	Flying Blonde (1) The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight ...			Men and blondes (0) Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
	Stranded on an island (0) One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he ...			The big pause (0) A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a rum ...................... and coke." The bartender asks, "What's with the ...

	Circumsize a redneck (2) Q: How do you circumsize a redneck? A: You kick his sister in the jaw.			157 sheeps (2) A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she ...
	Flying Blonde (1) The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight ...			Cross-Eyed Dog (1) A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a ...
	WordPerfect Customer Support (1) Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee: "Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having ...			Help From the KGB (1) A phone rings at KGB headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the KGB?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel ...